1. New favourite joke:




    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

    i dont get it

    No one explain it

    (via dracosferret)


  2. vekul:


    genuinely stoked

    more here duh

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  3. amazed:

    I follow back everyone!

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  5. ccute-couples:

    everything love♥ (source)

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  6. Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

    (via disprovinqs)


  7. But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.
    — Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via m803)

    (Source: larmoyante, via kevinandkevinathepigeons)


  8. Youth can not know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
    — J.K. Rowling (via feellng)

  9. Don’t promise when you’re happy,
    Don’t reply when you’re angry and
    Don’t decide when you’re sad.
    — athea (via invhale )

    (via kevinandkevinathepigeons)


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  12. disprovinqs:





    His pledge to her:

    i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

    I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

    i think I am going to cry

    I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

    guy like this come my way ✌😭

    I love this photo so much

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  14. Once Upon A Time - Favorite quotes

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  15. amazed:

    I follow back everyone!

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